MILESVALLEJOS

02101991. Vallejo/Fairfield, now residing in San Diego. Attending SDSU. God Family SDYG Friends. A strong believer in "God never gives you more than you can handle" and "Let Go, Let God"

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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

HOLY FUCKING GENIUS

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SINGLE GREATEST IDEA. EVER.

THE

GREATEST.

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My friends and I most definitely need this. YES

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